FNHC is recruiting Level 3+ skaters who pass the puck and appreciate a well-timed chirp. No hotdogs or puck hogs. This isn’t your beer league try-hard championship — it’s FNHC where good vibes, clean play, and equal ice time rule the rink (and nobody cares about your Corsi). Bring a WHITE and DARK jersey — no yellow, gray, or light blue. After the skate, join us at the legendary Blacktop Bar, where someone (usually) brings beer and someone else might fire up the grill. If you’re a menace, you’ll be booted and ghosted harder than your Hinge matches. Pro tip: jump on the waitlist — cancellations happen, and you might be the hero we didn’t know we needed. Questions or refund requests? Email [email protected]. We’re friendly. Mostly . . .